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alezinwonderland:

 

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cokeflow:

make your child stop screaming or I will

(via lipsticks-intherain)

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bagmilk:

bagmilk:

where’s my fanart

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(Source: bagmilk, via onlylolgifs)

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

(via in-vagina-we-thrust)

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rapunzelie:

britgirlthehuman:

If anyone knows the source of this I’m curious. rapunzelie would like these I think

really just further proof that beards make everything better

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meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

(Source: meladoodle, via punkalie)

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ornawentz:

where has this article been all my life

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"I promise to wake you up by covering you in little kisses every morning.
I promise to never say ‘I told you so’ even when I can’t help but think it.
I promise to always let you lie ontop of me when it all gets too much because I know that’s your safe space.
I promise to never yell at you when we have no money, even when it’s scary and we are both tired.
I promise to dance with you around our bedroom in our pyjamas.
I promise to wake you up when I have a nightmare because you get sad when I don’t tell you.
I promise to never take you for granted."

— FRS. (via thedapper-dyke)

(Source: stayproud-littleowl, via hairbowsandpolkadots)

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"I want to roll over at 2 a.m. to a kiss from you not a text message"

— (via lezbianzdoitbetter)

(via hairbowsandpolkadots)

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suchspiritedwords:

clubpenguln:

SCHOOL IS SOON

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THAT MEANS HOMEWORK

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RESPONSIBILITIES

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I definitely do not remember episodes of Spongebob looking this demonic.

(via onlylolgifs)

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lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka.

(via searchbeauty)

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necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

(via nymphery)

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necrophilofthefuture:

buying fake followers on social media is like speaking to a crowded room except everyone is dead

(via nymphery)