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crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

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jerkofficial:

jerkofficial:

lets play a game, guess what im eating

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(Source: jerkofficial, via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

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shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

(via yunging19)

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zen-child:

I honestly think that crying over a book is one of the most prominent sign of compassion for humanity. You’re crying over someone who isn’t really there, doesn’t really exist, but you still feel for them as if you have known them your entire life.

(via how-sad-and-strange-we-all-are)

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hashbrownyoloswag:

strawhatgracey:

skeetbucket:

NOOOOOOOOOOOO LOL

holy shit

It’s begun

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

(via i-am-an-adult-i-swear)

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jellyfishprincesslovespizza:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

dealy-deeds:

dealy-deeds:

dealy-deeds:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

dealy-deeds:

Where does it go then ?

probably texas or some shit smh

God dammit ,Texas! Stop stealing my bras. That shit is expensive.

How the fuck does this have more than 10 Notes?

If this gets 500 notes I’m literally going to stab myself

I’m so sorry

I have this bra and I confirm they do indeed go to Texas

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spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(via universallyinfinite)

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sliperior:

donnysoldier:

andangelstofly:

oomshi:

(x)

But the titanic sank?



if only the titanic did that

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blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

(via universallyinfinite)

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mum: can you-
me: *groans for 17 hours*

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chodyfoster:

"There is no way two men could even begin to take care of a child"

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her real parents never even realized she was fucking gone.

(via universallyinfinite)